MOM!

MOM! MOM! MOM!

Ahhhhh! Why? Why can't they figure out how to get the soap out of the bottle by themselves? Why? Why do they have to argue at the drop of a hat, or the glimpse of an eye? Why oh why?

MMMOOOOOMMMM.....

She touched me. He looked at me.

MOM....

MOM....

MOM... you can't have a moment to yourself? Are you kidding us? Mom's are here to serve us. To do everything we don't feel like doing for ourselves. Not even the bathroom is safe for you mom.

MOMMMMM...

*Sigh*